george carlin politicians transcript

Likethe public. endobj You don't. You have no choice. 0000002565 00000 n Trump Follower? So if you are easily offended dont click the link. You know, that thing that's supposed to make us more connected and informed, but really just turns us into a bunch of self-obsessed, attention-seeking, validation-craving zombies. George Carlin does not need my platitudes, but I will still proffer them. Thats a nice campaign slogan for somebody: The public sucks! <>/Border[0 0 0]/Contents( M o n t c l a i r S t a t e U n i v e r s i t y \n D i g i t a l C o m m o n s)/Rect[308.9844 674.625 540.0 693.375]/StructParent 1/Subtype/Link/Type/Annot>> Theyll get it all from you sooner or later cause they own this fucking place! You voted them in. George Carlin was an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic and author. We've been here, what, a hundred thousand? They come from American parents, and American families, American homes, American schools, American churches, American businesses, and American universities. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features NFL Sunday Ticket Press Copyright . They dont pass through a membrane from some other reality. He said: Once you leave the womb, conservatives dont care about you until you reach military age. They made questioners out of us and they really didnt have any answers. Hendra, a writer and comedian, talks with Rebecca . But I'm sure they will still remove this. So, maybemaybemaybe its not the politicians who suck. everybody complains about politicians. Ill let Carlin tell you what he thinks. George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008) was an American comedian, actor, author, and social critic. Get listed in the most prominent screenplays collection on the web! 'Look at me, I'm so happy and successful and loved!' I say that where the military is concern the extent of a POLITICIANS insincerity can be measured by how far around the world our soldiers are stationed and whether or not any of them(POLITICIANS) can pronounce it? They want obedient workers. % You wanna know what a friend is? Two reasons. It's our undeniably superior (almost god-like) intelligence that made life difficult for us when we were children. Overnight I became a sun-worshipper. I HAVEN'T DETERMINED THAT YET. He was born May 12, 1937, in New York City into an Irish Catholic family, but he rejected the faith. This is the kind of shit youd expect from an office temp with a bad attitude. But that would be much too direct! George Carlin's acerbic wit and profound societal insights were a one time cultural phenomenon. Yeah the public sucks. Given the nature of our current Administration, I thought it timely to revisit what George said years ago (Back In Town HBO Special, 1996) about American politicians and the American people who elect them. Fuck hope. In fact at this point he might even say: POLITICIAN:I'M WILLING TO TRUST IN THE FAIRNESS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. We dont have people like that in this country. They're your followers. But first thing the next morning, I became a sun-worshipper. They don't get any real human contact. It's supposed to connect you with other people, but it's just a way of avoiding real human contact. everybody complains about politicians. American stand-up comedian George Carlin is notable for his long-standing popularity from the early 60s up until his death in 2008. And by the way, it's the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to believe. If you can afford a donation, it will help Speakola survive and prosper. Because if it is really just the fault of the politicians then where are all the other bright people of conscience? [masturbation gestures] It doesnt mean a fucking thing. Very relevant for these times of high public paranoia about Global Warming! Copyright 2017 iComedyTV.com. They are irrelevant. People go on there, they play with the animals, they pet them, they feed them, but they don't get any real interaction. But, listen to Georges delivery in the video and it comes across much more as stand-up humor. They are us', Address to Parliament following Christchurch massacre - 2019, Dolores Ibrruri: "No Pasarn!, They shall not pass! I do not own this video. <<76B7883B53B3B2110A00D082ECFCFC7F>]/Prev 777933>> Been here four and a half billion years. 4 Mar. Several reasons. Let's all tell each other what we're doing every minute of the day. Maybe something else sucks around here like: THE PUBLIC. 0000002011 00000 n [wptabtitle]@Shoq[/wptabtitle][wptabcontent][twitter-feed username=shoq mode=feed id=323150247956193281][/wptabcontent] It has to be the WHOLE THING. I have my ideas. The planet has been through a lot worse than us. Because the owners, the owners of this country dont want that. And if we had a list like that, I wouldn't mind that brilliant judge in Alabama displaying it prominently in the courthouse wall. 0000001936 00000 n It will be a lot of fun. Thank you. 194 0 obj Been through earthquakes, volcanoes, plate tectonics, continental drift, solar flares, sun spots, magnetic storms, the magnetic reversal of the poleshundreds of thousands of years of bombardment by comets and asteroids and meteors, worlwide floods, tidal waves, worldwide fires, erosion, cosmic rays, recurring ice agesAnd we think some plastic bags, and some aluminum cans are going to make a difference? Theres a reason. That's the problem." "Bipartisan usually means that a larger-than-usual deception is being carried out." " Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity ." "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." This is what we have to offer. George Carlin: I'm in Hollywood, Los Angeles. Everybody complains about politicians. Carlin is funny as hell. Now normally during peace times the politician would refer to people in the military as: POLITICIAN:OUR YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN STATIONED AROUND THE WORLD. I on the other hand, who did not vote, WHO DID NOT VOTE. "We're so self-important. He said: [There was] a lot of classroom freedomin fact there was so much freedom that by eighth grade, many of us had lost the faith. (LAUGHS). This wiki was last updated on 11 Apr 2012 by: Today we're opening contributions to all readers. I have a problem with the Ten Commandments. Tired of that shit. George Carlin on why he likes disasters and people under pressure, and why the planet is doin' just fine. George Carlin: Life Is Worth Losing - English Transcript. See they don't DECIDE; they DETERMINE. Their own habitat. So put down your phone, step away from the computer, and go out into the world. They should be earned. The transcripts I could find always sucked. Anyway enjoy it while it's h. But, he is wrong here. Web. There's a whole world out there waiting for you, and it's much more interesting than anything you'll find on social media.". Its hard to say if he was a Republican or a Democrat, however, as he refused to vote, considering it pointless because voting, as he said, is the illusion of choice.[4]. As I say, they're my work, they're my play, they're my passion. endobj Hi speech lovers,With costs of hosting website and podcast, this labour of love has become a difficult financial proposition in recent times. They own all the important land. And theyre elected by American citizens. Religion. Off-course no politician would admit to such a lowly station as working in Government. Anthony Hopkins is a pantheist-Catholic-agnostic who believes strongly in God. Well, where do people think these politicians come from? And nobody seems to notice. 124 Copy quote. startxref So I have solved this little political dilemma for myself in a very simple way: on election-day, I-STAY-HOME. MISTAKES WERE MADE, DON'T LOOK AT ME, PROBABLY SOMEONE IN MY OFFICE. Do you think its possible that one of these POLITICIANS whose judgment is so poor that he honestly thinks of himself as serving the Nation might occasionally be expected to indulge in little patriotism huh What do you think? Its what our system produces: Garbage in. So, that I can continue my work in Government. While breaking down these claims on political correctness, Carlin implements his own set of values. As a lifelong stand-up comedian, Carlin had a lot of opportunities to speak his mindand religion and politics were two of his favorite subjects. I dont vote. You dont. But the POLITICIANS, god bless them or something like that, they're are at their most entertaining when they're are in trouble. endobj Theyll get it. But it's all a facade. (Yes, I know, the USS America is a humongous, gargantuan behemoth, and the rudder very, very, very small, but we can still make it sloooowly turn to a certain general heading if we all pile our [intelligent] votes in the wheelhouse. George Carlin: Dumb Americans. Oh boy. Sure, here's a sample transcript of George Carlin talking about social media in one of his stand-up routines: "Let's talk about social media for a minute. This is the best we can do folks. They don't care about the planet. [FINAL NOTE: If you want to dig deeper into Carlins brilliant mind vis--vis comments on politicians and the doublespeak they are prone to use, check out The Consultation Institutes George Carlin on the language of politics. In this blog post, we'll take a look at some of Carlin's most famous quotes on government. Read it first. His final HBO special, It's Bad for Ya, was filmed less than four months before his death. The PEOPLE are fucked. He discusses political stance and also societal beliefs on the environment, and the Earth's resilience towards bombardment by pollution. Required fields are marked *. Maybe two hundred thousand? Moses could have carried them down the hill in his pocket. It's clearly a padded list. His satirical comments and relentless attacking a damaged system that unfairly trounced on the rights of its . As long he included one additional commandment: Genius is the ultimate source of music knowledge, created by scholars like you who share facts and insight about the songs and artists they love. From people in all walks of life usually the person in question who has committed some unspeakable act. People are stupid because, well, people are stupid. Nobody cares what you had for breakfast, or what your cat did, or what your opinion is on the latest political scandal. You got people walking around bumping into each other, looking down at their phones, tweeting, Instagramming, Facebooking, like they're all little paparazzi. What's with all the selfies? Very relevant for these times of high public paranoia about Global Warming! (6K"F;nyV-()*bt3QgsX;a\IC'h%7. If you have selfish, ignorant citizensif you have selfish, ignorant citizens, youre gunna get selfish, ignorant leaders. But just as pressure and heat transform coal into diamonds, it's that frustration, social pressure and the heat of anger that transforms us into comedians. They don't fall out of the sky. Fuck em! But wheres the logic in that? And we have the CONCEIT to think that somehow we're a threat? Everyone experiences pain, of course. @Z(dXSm !4I Fuck em! You know, say, boy, he really . Besides, there is nothing wrong with the planet. I dont vote. _S@bZ&j{|pQGB0qw_rm+eUr!:J9d j9mLJRL Q3PUn\#MuRJ\ *B6B6x George Carlin was born and raised in Manhattan, New York in 1937 and died in Santa Monica, California in 2008. (LAUGHS). From Life Is Worth Losing. BRAND: That's comedian George. And then, maybe, put down your phone and go have an actual conversation with someone. For added emotional impact sons and daughters can always be substituted for men and women and so I think we can sum this up. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 54 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves. But hey, I guess it's just part of my glamorous jet-setting lifestyle.'. 0 (LAUGHS), so instead they ADDRESS the PROBLEM (LAUGHS). This is an incomplete transcript made by Raven Developers. https://ad.style/. FUCK THEM. This legendary rant is even better when read. And you don't want to spend your real life chasing after digital validation.". 'Oh, I'm so exhausted from traveling all over Europe for the third time this year. But a comedian has the ability to use their anger and intelligence to refocus and reconstruct their pain into entertainment. As for me, Ill be home on that day, doing essentially the same thing as you. 0000006309 00000 n This country was bought and sold and paid for a long time ago. BUT WHEN I DO, I'LL ADVISE YOU. George Carlin was known for his insightful and humorous observations on modern society, including his thoughts on social media. No one has PROBLEMS anymore. George Carlin was one of the most well-known and beloved comedians of all time. I'VE FAITH IN THE AMERICAN JUDICIAL SYSTEM. Well where do people think these politicians come from? Some parents deserve respect. That's because now he's feeling the heat and so as time passes and more evidence comes in he suddenly changes directions and tells us: POLITICIAN:WERE TRYING TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS! So let me tell you something. And not that you can help it, I mean the problem is really with the people you cover. endstream They're worried that some day in the future, they might be personally inconvenienced. ', And let's not forget the humblebrags. Such as the PROCESS: POLITICIAN:WE HAVE TO MOVE THE PROCESS FORWARD SO WE CAN IMPLEMENT THE PROVISIONS OF THE INITIATIVE IN ORDER TO MEET THESE CHALLENGES. Most of the images you will find here are available for license or purchase. Well, we know what they want. And secondly, I dont vote because I believe if you vote you have no right to complain. Everybody says they suck. Marc Allan: Good, thanks for calling. You got people posting pictures of their food, their pets, their vacations. ,G0p%:::400-: @%L`n((lax@\0eF,q] \ .P+4 d3;P hnN*S fxsH>XDAA#beae:i5rY3h11(31013a_p_&]37CD\&k2N@TD}. Suddenly we're down to four. Famous Quotes by George Carlin about Politics. Well, where do people think these politicians come from? Where are all the bright, honest, intelligent Americans ready to step in and save the nation and lead the way? "I don't believe anything the government tells me." - George Carlin 02. Bruce Lee was raised Catholic and Buddhist. By the way, its the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to believe. And of course, they're all looking for that dopamine hit of getting likes and comments from people who agree with them. All day long beating you over the head in their media telling you what to believe, what to think and what to buy. George Carlins daughter, @kelly_carlin, on her first radio show with guest Paul Provenza, talking about this routine. THIS COPY MAY NOT BE IN ITS FINAL FORM AND MAY BE UPDATED. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. (LAUGHS) And we know this must be true because the next thing we hear from him is: POLITICIAN:I JUST WANNA PUT THIS THING BEHIND ME AND GET ON WITH MY LIFE. Look, I'm not against technology or communication. Hes right. Recorded on November 5, 2005, Beacon Theater, New York City, New York. I recall many years ago, when he was guest-hosting the Tonight show, George Carlin having a somewhat strained political conversation with the comedian Shelley Winters. I think I have done that bit', BAFTA acceptance, Leading Actress - 2019, Axel Scheffler: 'The book wasn't called 'No Room on the Broom! Im sure as soon as the election is over, your country will improve immediately. Update this biography George has been quoted as calling this his favourite HBO special of them all due to its continuous flow-on nature and high standard of writing. In 2017, Rolling Stone magazine ranked him second (behind Richard Pryor) on its list of the 50 best stand-up comics of all time. Look them in the eye, shake their hand, and share your thoughts and feelings in person. Unless we think of some way to fight back. endobj And don't even get me started on the whole idea of 'friends' on social media. Fuck hope! . The politicians, the celebrities, and the lawyers, and although their level of insincerity is astonishing, it's still kinda fun to hear them talk. From his 1992 (first ever LIVE) HBO TV special "Jammin' in New York", performed in from of 6,500 people at Madison Square Gardens. So, next time you're scrolling through your feeds, ask yourself: 'Is this really connecting me with people, or is it just making me more disconnected and isolated?' endobj D} 8 &L$` %pPyZnC*ss9Qm^-u~Y]5;D- p?Ds+A$%C"CXU@5M`mO=YK6l[f0xc5j D6C"NMUCDV#[7q&>O!WsDm~ |!=?H^wM $M:w085uk8OaP;,p|Jp@H0 O#NE\f&KXl1DHq0,>b4A !oPfcmxe5)l*1x,g FC[A9u71-tILKA n_B--jxQjB,=oINnh;> R# }bO 7?|`M S(5OdC0#K1EH-Llj[~y' c7ozi=w,PP&e~g$2! *@@Gh!'[G F.r *N-@LoX15XvGA4#Wb_"$,%%8@2% The career of comedian George Carlin (1937-2008) spanned five decades, with his first appearance on "The Tonight Show" being in 1962.He was an outspoken, acerbic social critic, and what came out of his mouthcould be shocking or even sometimes vulgar, but often his railings against injustice or stupidity or corruption shone a light on some dark areas as he said things that others would or . It's the perfect name because it's anti-social media. ', Illustrator of the Year, British Book Awards - 2018, Tina Fey: 'Only in comedy is an obedient white girl from the suburbs a diversity candidate', Kennedy Center Mark Twain Award - 2010, Sacha Baron Cohen: 'Just think what Goebbels might have done with Facebook', Anti Defamation League Leadership Award - 2019, Greta Thunberg: 'How dare you', UN Climate Action Summit - 2019, Charlie Munger: 'The Psychology of Human Misjudgment', Harvard University - 1995, Lawrence O'Donnell: 'The original sin of this country is that we invaders shot and murdered our way across the land killing every Native American that we could', The Last Word, 'Dakota' - 2016. We're not rats', Rectorial address, Glasgow University - 1972, For Geoffrey Tozer: 'I have to say we all let him down', by Paul Keating - 2009, for James Baldwin: 'Jimmy. Another favorite distortion is Public Service. 0000015151 00000 n It's a big club, and you ain't in it. Well, not overnight, you cant see the sun at night. Sure, here's a transcript of George Carlin's routine about social media: "Social media. I think what we really need more of is ritual suicide, you know. You caused the problem. All day long beating you over the head with their media telling you what to believe, what to think and what to buy. Two reasons. That's a friend. https://www.scripts.com/writer/george_carlin/6024. We could see through the hypocracy and illogic of our parents and teachers, but because of our age and size we couldn't do anything about it. Not in the abstract they don't. "In America, anyone can become president. It goes WAY beyond his famous Seven Words You Cant Say on Television (also classic). 0000008961 00000 n People just spewing their uninformed opinions and insults at each other. He was raised an Irish Catholic, even an alter boy, and attended a Catholic school until the age of 15, when he dropped out of school.[1]. %PDF-1.7 % A friend is someone who will come over and help you move. Follow the link for the full transcript, its worth it, but here are a few choice excerpts: When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. Enjoyed this speech? xWnF}WDh%&^6F%&T{84e[A0@-3wUr-*l:, XF{HT+T0?LL q8"y1yY0LV"vQ|8:GwPBr,&]Qt7oz5n 187 0 obj We're addicted to the attention, the likes, the validation. The Secret News (News ticker sound effect), Type out all lyrics, even repeating song parts like the chorus, Lyrics should be broken down into individual lines. Two reasons I dont vote. Its never going to get any better, dont look for it, be happy with what youve got. THINGS ARE MOVING FASTER NOW, MISTAKES WERE MADE. They should be based on the parents' performance. These are the websites where people go to express themselves, right? The game is rigged and nobody seems to notice. Carlin, for 40-years, was one of the greatest comedians ever. The more we pointed out the foolishness of our "superiors," the more they kept us down. According to Carlin, religion is one of humanitys greatest swindles and created nothing but lies, conflict, and suffering. Narrow, unenlightened self-interest doesn't impress me. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. No contest. WHEN THE HEARINGS HAVE CONCLUDED, I WILL MAKE A JUDGMENT OR I MIGHT MAKE AN ASSESSMENT. Apparently, his last ballot was cast in 1972for McGovern. "A transcript of George Carlin talking about Social Media" First Response: First Response Certainly! Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts, Use the actual ChatGPT bot (not GPT-3 models) for all your conversational needs, Try out the powerful GPT-3 bot (no jailbreaks required for this one), Generate unique and stunning images using our AI art bot, Chat with the BING Chat bot and see what it can come up with (new and improved! And so, with all of this in mind, folks, I offer you my revised list of the Two Commandments: THOU SHALT KEEP THY RELIGION TO THYSELF! Video Transcript - In Defense of Politicians (George Carlin, 1996) "Now there's one thing you mighta noticed I don't complain about: politicians. And so, a long last after each has RESPONDED to the others INITIATIVES and each has REVIEWED the others RESPONSES and everyone has taken a POSITION made a JUDGMENT and offered a RECOMMENDATION. NOW they have to do something! But here's the thing, folks. If you vote, and you elect dishonest, incompetent people, and they get into office and screw everything up, well you are responsible for what they have done, YOU caused the problem, you voted them in, you have no right to complain. Now, folks, a question for you. The planet has been here four and a half billion years. Oh, and I cant finish without recommending the routine Carlin calls his Incomplete List of Impolite Words. You, and I, are not in the big club. I'M SERVING THE NATION. Carlin is usually spot on. 160 Copy quote. See they dont READ they REVIEW, they dont have OPINIONS they take POSITIONS, and they dont give ADVISE they make RECOMMENDATIONS. Whatever happened WellWell he's about to find out! Schedule . You got people spouting their opinions left and right, like they're some kind of expert on the subject. (But First, Answer Me This). Then watch the video. Thats right. But he wasn't always a . Politicians have traditionally hidden behind three things, the flag, the Bible and children. 0000002803 00000 n He was known for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and taboo subjects. I just wanna put this behind me and that's an expression we hear a lot these days in all walks of lives. George Carlin Discusses 'Silly Putty and Napalm' Aired June 08, 2001 - 21:00 ET. %%EOF But in war times they quickly become, our brave young fighting men and women stationed half way around the world in places whose name's they(POLITICIANS) can't pronounce, wandering if they will ever see their loved ones again. Something is definitely wrong. We invite you and ask you to help us update this wiki by editing it. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. Please validate my existence. Who in fact did not even leave the house on election-day, am in no way responsible for what these people have done, and have every RIGHT to complain as loud as I want, about the mess YOU created, that I had nothing to do with. However, he calls himself an apatheist (meaning that he's an atheist who doesn't care about the topic). This country was bought and sold and paid for a long time ago. Here's a transcript of a segment where he talks about it: "Social media, what a crock of shit that is. You have owners. Were fucked. They're a digital petting zoo. Not in the abstract they don't. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. 2023. Subreddit to discuss about ChatGPT. To avoid redundancy in the comments section, we kindly ask /u/arkreder to respond to this comment with the prompt you used to generate the output in this post, so that others may also try it out. "Forget the politicians. It's like the Wild West of the internet, but with more trolls. Forget the politicians. "Political correctness is America's newest form of intolerance, and it is especially pernicious because it comes disguised as tolerance. They'll get it all from you sooner or later 'cause they own this f**kin' place. THUS FAR, HE HASN'T RESPONDED. Its what our system produces. And there you have it, a transcript of George Carlin's take on social media. So maybe maybe MAYBE, its not the politicians who suck. I, on the other handwho did not votewho did not votewho, in fact, did not even leave the house on Election Day, am in no way responsible for what these people have done and have every right to complain as loud as I want about the mess you created that I had nothing to do with. To learn more, check out our transcription guide or visit our transcribers forum, Comedian George Carlins take on The Ten Commandments. These people on social media, they're not your friends. Sure, here's a transcript of George Carlin talking about social media: "Social media, huh? POLITICIAN:WHEN HE RESPONDS TO MY INITIATIVE, I WILL REVIEW HIS RESPONSE, TAKE A POSITION AND MAKE A RECOMMENDATION. Just a thought.". Now you can just hide behind a screen and fire off your misspelled, grammatically incorrect rants to thousands of strangers. George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic. <> He pretty much smashed the nail squarely on the head. Apparently no one has ever claimed that only a small portion of something (LAUGHS) was blown out of proportion. Carlin took a liberal stance on most things, but generally found politics and politicians corrupt and ridiculous. Two is all you need, folks. Theyve long since bought, and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the state houses, the city halls, they got the judges in their back pockets and they own all the big media companies, so they control just about all of the news and information you get to hear. 9 minutes; 13,650 views; May 13, 1999 The politicians are put there to give you the idea you have freedom of choice. They don't pass through a membrane from another reality. << /Length 5 0 R /Filter /FlateDecode >> (LAUGHS). POLITICIAN:I'M IN PUBLIC SERVICE, I LIKE AMERICA DON'T YOU? (CLAPS, LAUGHS). 0000000716 00000 n George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic. 0000001596 00000 n It's like they're part of some kind of digital echo chamber. Now, in the interest of logicsomething religion has a really hard time withI'm going to skip around the list a little bit: THOU SHALT NOT STEAL. We could see through the hypocracy and illogic of our parents and teachers, but because of our age and size we couldn't do anything about it. 0000000016 00000 n It's like they're saying, 'Look at me, look at me! 186 0 obj They own everything. Its almost a poetic rap. Your vote is what determines the direction this Great Ship America will turn. (LAUGHS). Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Sure, here's a possible transcript of George Carlin talking about social media: "Let's talk about social media. He was also known for his outspoken views on government and politics. The Wealthy the REAL owners! That somehow we're gonna put in jeopardy this beautiful little blue-green ball that's just a-floatin' around the sun? It covers the most famous 'rant' part of the speech. ], Your email address will not be published. A clean place to live. Everybody says they suck. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. endobj You know what they want? They're your contacts. But here's the thing: you don't need social media to be happy. Everyone experiences pain, of course. If you want to make a difference in the world, if you want to connect with people in a meaningful way, put down the phone, step away from the computer, and go have a real conversation with someone. Im talking about the real owners now, the BIG owners! "Now, there's one thing you might have noticed I don't complain about: politicians. endobj And term-limits aint going to do you any good. I dont always agree with everything he says, but I always listen. But marital fidelity is a good idea, so I suggest we keep the idea and call this commandment "Thou shalt not be unfaithful." The fact that Americans will probably remain willfully ignorant of the big red, white and blue dick thats being jammed up their assholes everyday, because the owners of this country know the truth. Well where do people think these politicians come from? Your email address will not be published. George Carlin on why he likes disasters and people under pressure, and why the planet is doin' just fine. He spoke about his book "Brain Droppings" and answered questions submitted by the audience. But theres a reason. People trying to make the world save for their Volvos. We're so obsessed with ourselves and our own little worlds that we can't even have a real conversation or a meaningful interaction with someone without checking our phones every five minutes.