dwight schrute mussolini speech transcript

Here's my bowling strategy. ANGELA [01:01:24] And Rainn was really, really bummed because ah, well, Dwight was really bummed because he had wanted to go to it. Oscar says that he purposely gets to work early to set the thermostat at 66 degrees. ANGELA [00:59:16] You have to show me. Jim: What is that. On land and sea and in the air it is the final battle that counts. It is getting really sad about Jim and Pam. So Ryans I know what I said, was directed at the Honorable Pamera., If thats the case, Ryans remark wasnt alllll that mean. But then Ryan says, I don't think Jim will ever really take a trip. During that brief period of time we faced and overcame exceptional difficulties. At the end of Michael's story, the alien has been replaced by a man wearing a wizard hat. ANGELA [00:00:25] I see what you're doing there. Kelly Kapoor (Mindy Kaling) then states that it "is karma because of what he did to Jennifer Aniston. JENNA [00:00:08] And now we're doing the Ultimate Office re-watch podcast just for you. Pam says, Pam has this line, "Like Toastmaster"? JENNA [00:14:29] Might be. JENNA [00:13:19] This is fascinating. But if you're in the clothing optional part, you can wear sort of the suggestion is like, you know, go sexy. The Germans know that Italy today has on her shoulders the weight of 1,000,000 British and Greek soldiers, of from 1,500 to 2,000 planes, of as many tanks, of thousands of cannon, of at least 500,000 tons of military shipping. JENNA [00:25:11] Twice in a row, but one year he got a plaque. This isolation pushes her toward the United States, from which she urgently and desperately seeks aid. JENNA [00:12:40] "Beavis and Butthead" didn't they say? It was a big deal because they had to reserve this room and everything. JENNA [00:38:22] But if you're in the nude pool or the nude beach, you have to be nude. He has his notecards. Well, finally, Dwight runs up on stage, right? So it was kind of interesting to see how we managed that many people. Pam: Are you going to cry, Jim? ANGELA [00:25:22] Inside his, like, man armoire. I'm on the clock it. I've never loved mail more than this mail. But there's more. ANGELA [00:38:46] You're not here to look-see, look-see. Their first stop is a numismatic meeting, then a science fiction convention, featuring the cast of. JENNA [00:59:13] Full head to toe wizard. ANGELA [00:35:28] And then he goes, oh, also, there's no bonuses. Dwight is named "Sales Person of the Year". And I just I just wanted to shake Pam and be like, if you don't know now, then you'll never know. I dont know, if I were a betting man, Id say he will have a fun weekend in Philadelphia. It seems to mainly be between Angela and Oscar. The audience consisted of 400 extras and 100 mannequin torsos (no arms or legs) dressed up in suits. JENNA [00:39:39] Not a problem. JENNA [01:05:01] So I'll get I'll get the time code for that so I can really lay into myself. The industrial power of the United States certainly is great, but for aid to be useful supplies must safely reach England and also be of such quantity as not only to replace the destruction already inflicted and that which will come to the industrial plants of Britain, but also to bring about superiority over Germany. In a talking-head interview, Michael explains that the fact that Ryan (as a temporary employee) can leave at any time scares him. I use the shredder. WE ARE WARRIORS! It's karma. So I do remember that. Jim is passing by Pam's desk and Pam says, "Oh, I've always wanted to go to Australia" and he says, "Well, I'm going and I bought a nonrefundable ticket". [pause] Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation - which everyone finds during the day - how long we have been striving for greatness? He doesn't. On Dec. g a battle was thus started, which was only five or ten days in advance of ours, and which brought the enemy to Bengazi. Fast Fact Number Three: this was a little bit of trivia that I found on Dunderpedia. Original Air Date: March 2, 2006. I'm gonna help you out. Keep it up, and you're looking at a written warning. I wrote it down in my journal and I was curious if that was true or if it was a character choice. I sometimes even had a blanket over my legs. ANGELA [00:33:58] And he's gonna show him an example of that. I can't be there. Provisions for Students with Disabilities, Honor Code and Statement on Academic Integrity, Statement on Student and Faculty Academic Rights and Responsibilities, Midterm and Final Examination Study Guides, Guide to Department and State Central Files, Statement on Academic Integrity & Academic Freedom. [even bigger applause as Dwight laughs maniacally] No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself. "You really think you're gonna go? But Randall and Matt are camera operators. ANGELA [00:57:14] I sort of felt like he never took the trip because he he just ends up transferring jobs. After Dwight's failed announcement, Michael tries to find a joke "that not even you [Dwight] can ruin." Ryan: Nice send me a postcard. JENNA [00:58:20] OK, so. I think what's happening is Jim is saying. In reality the moment was timely because if it is true that one enemy was in the course of liquidation there remained the other, the bigger one, the most powerful enemy number one against whom we are engaged and against whom we will continue the struggle to the last drop of blood. JENNA [00:57:42] Yeah. It killed. I don't know what that is. The opening football scene was funny, the middle segment was pretty flat and unfunny (How many times is Michael going to call everyone into an impromptu meeting in conference room? The Office fansite for NBC's hit comedy, The Office. ANGELA [00:19:31] TiVo. I was a speech major in college, which is totally not true. "[7] During the meeting in the break room Dwight references Good Morning, Vietnam. He's putting him down the whole episode. In "Dwight's Speech" from The Office, Dwight gives an acceptance speech [0:30-2:30] for winning Dunder Mifflin's Top Salesman of the Year. Betsy Bozdech of DVD Journal described "Dwight's Speech" as an instant classic. So there are clothing optional sections of the resort and then there are nude sections. Look, I'll get real, I'm going to NPR it now. "[7][8] Much of Dwight's speech is drawn from a variety of sources, including the following: "Dwight's Speech" originally aired on NBC on March 2, 2006. Keep the great shows coming!! Stanley is not present in the remainder of the scene. We call bread bread and wine wine, and when the enemy wins a battle it is useless and ridiculous to seek, as the English do in their incomparable hypocrisy, to deny or diminish it. ANGELA [00:54:48] So they went with that one. And I misspelled in front of the entire school the word failure.. JENNA [00:07:43] I think it was a Wednesday? Angela"? Like this one (holding up printout), originally given by Benito Mussolini. But where you're like, I'm going to just chunk it. ANGELA [01:03:57] I mean, I just, it just gutted me. The room was actually really big. It has been a lifetime struggle [bangs fists again] a never-ending fight, I say to you [bangs again] and you will understand that it is a privilege to fight. Italy, December 11, 1941", "Report at a Joint Session off the All-Russia Central Executive Committee: The Moscow Soviet, Factory Committees and Trade Unions", "The Office Seasons Season 2 Episode Guide", "Mar. The lightning-like and crushing victory of Germany in the West eliminated the eventuality of a long continental war. And it is I don't know how to describe it. I totally missed it until someone mentioned it over at the Northern Attack forums! yeah, i dont know, i didnt think it was a great episode, some parts, but not the great overall episodes like i felt the ones before the break were. ANGELA [00:48:04] Yeah. I love this show! ANGELA [00:26:44] Two mounted plaques. He's the last one. Well, I actually called Rainn about it and he said that it is the only time in 10 years of working on "The Office" that he was not able to come to work for a day, but he had a fever over 102. You can see us crouching over Pam's computer and we did a whole runner about our frustration with the new computer system that won't allow us to enter both alpha and numeric codes into the sales orders and that it was a huge problem. b:f0'WZ_D-ilJN#_\fv 9xmr-QnY$e >'LO0Z7tFKG,/sP=M$9d!Jw0*snP.l37PaWz:"_ ANGELA [00:57:27] I I don't think he ever goes. I'm going to do my summary, but I'm gonna do it real gentle. And I went and I looked at the wedding photos and all my bridesmaids are in lavender. ANGELA [00:31:37] I'm still tan. Back in the conference room. These are the moments that ground it and make it real. ANGELA [00:42:25] They caught it. ANGELA [00:20:23] I was so excited to have TiVo. To see this page as it is meant to appear, please enable your Javascript! He's like, it doesn't really matter what you say. It's not just a joke relationship. Through you I want to speak to the Italian people, to the authentic, real, great Italian people, who fight with the courage of lions on land, sea and air fronts; people who early in the morning are up to go to work in fields, factories and offices; people who do not permit themselves luxuries, not even innocent ones. Some of my favorite moments from this show are the pranks that Jim pulls on Dwight and the stupid stuff he gets him to do. We have been at war six years, precisely from Feb. 1, 1935, when the first communiqu announcing the mobilization of Peloritana was issued. ANGELA [00:14:10] Did you just say "chunk it"? JENNA [00:20:13] I feel like this is like my mom trying to tell me about what life was like without a microwave. I didn't even buy it for myself. ANGELA [01:05:08] All right, you guys. It used to be a train station. Especially-in this war, which has the world as its theatre and pits continents directly or indirectly one against another. The Fascist revolution will make another decisive step to shorten social distances. A few more facts. ANGELA [00:05:14] Yeah. It was an act of conscious daring. Four of those, and you'll receive a verbal warning. Let it be said for foreigners who are always ready to libel that the comportment of German soldiers in Sicily and Libya is under all respects perfect and worthy of a strong army and a strong people brought up under severe discipline. If you look at 42 seconds, Michael tosses the ball to Oscar and all those boxes are missing. JENNA [00:05:56] "The Dummy Wranglers". Angela: The very best of luck to you, Dwight. And as a result, he has to give a speech in front of a thousand people. Leslie was not expecting it. All right. That's what he's saying in Mandarin. a!_hAI/O5uCFVlg2_5'" 2&Z.etK=.*t&]b=Z&}i'KMd;R^,\8YX N[i=2icA+%wK8-b)FOn^l?lou@g]o9\_z|#LP'*_l>~0J$1#BTT!Zwjm! We can understand Churchills ordering the shelling of industrial plants at Genoa to disrupt work, but to shell the city in order to break down its morale is a childish illusion. 1Q2(t"[)q- This is met with applause from the other staff, but this troubles Michael. So he's got this talking head now where he explains that he won "Salesman of the Year" twice before, consecutively. I didn't find him. Some people will tell you salesman is a bad word. Summary: Dwight turns to Michael for public speaking advice, but its Jim who provides some effective talking points. So Kristy Swanson, Jillian Barberie, Bruce Jenner. Where would you, if you could go anywhere"? JENNA [01:03:51] I'm going to go halfway around the world. Here's the thing. It looked like maybe a silver shot glass and a blue cup. JENNA [00:59:30] So you tell me what you found out and I'll tell you what I found out. JENNA [00:05:39] He mentioned that Charles McDougal was really worried that you were going to see these dummies. They play it in a lot of sporting events. Applause John. And I had a fan question from Madeline Ethington. ANGELA [00:00:12] Each week we will break down an episode of "The Office" and give exclusive behind the scenes stories that only two people who were there can tell you. He's tells Jim he should go to New Zealand and walk the "Lord of the Rings" trail. JENNA [00:16:54] And I had thought to myself, did I need to be here for the two hours of that rehearsal? Angela and Dwight is talking all about, the, he's going to go to New Zealand. The intent was for them to be gradually won over. That was the most watched, recorded and replayed moment in TiVo history. Dwight later reveals that he will be going to New Zealand to "walk the Lord of the Rings trail to Mordor and I will hike Mount Doom. {jJe?2\'&G83am`dC:x#m0b|#1wX/O'#[RG}$#N7y8s,hwx@8ff!!bm%RNSSoxbh {@~PF| cq58yLQ;=>=4#lopX\% o?Rem)f7|>,W4:kZ`n4V[_.u#3yY5i>WtX2Ih9*KyUOu5`c1-4&fWV[1q&jsk6#^2t%$^^\Kz|lE+|#XR[`K#ch'LcFW V*rFi[i! Here he is, Angela. I didn't tell anyone. JENNA [00:00:30] Dwight's Speech. However, in a deleted scene from. For example, he would be a person who would give Phil Shea a budget for 13 fitness orbs. %PDF-1.3 JENNA [00:21:48] Yeah. Do their pizzas play DVDs? Seventh, when Great Britain falls, then the war will be ended, even if by any chance it should die out slowly in other countries of the British Empire. Later in the cold open, Dwight runs into Stanley, knocking him into Angela. "Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation, which every one finds during the day, how long we have been at war?". It was me against Raj Patel. JENNA [00:49:31] That's right. So you know the scene in Michael's office where he's telling Dwight, I'm going to, I'm a mentor you. What's more, his shout-out is in Mandarin, even though the primary language in Hong Kong is Cantonese. And then they go into a second room and it's like all of these cosplay people who are dressed like characters from things. These projects could not be made by those who have an inclination for the madhouse. He said he did because he thought his character would. ANGELA [00:36:40] Phyllis gets up and she's like, "Well, you know, I'm having one of the best years of my life. I just need everyone to clock a little bit of my Angela Martin look. Some of the smartest writing. Michael takes solace that Dwight's speech was better than his by concluding that in being able to entertain him, he was the better speaker.